My normal is your weird.  Bitch(es) The Me Tag Music I Enjoy Heller I'm Jordan. 21. I'm gay. Texas. I'm broken. I will bore you. I have a one track mind, til I think about something else. I'm not normal in any sense of the word. I have my times when I become an emotional wreck, so bare with me. I'm not human. FacebookTwitter
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Name: Jordan

Tumblr Name: xxxgummybaerxxx

Birthday: October 19, 1990

Nickname(s): Jordy

Relationship Status: Single.

Random fact about you: I think about random crazy situations that would never and could never happen in real life. I have a bit of an over active imagination.

xxlostlovexx replied to your photo: After about 30 minutes of debating this, I’m just…

I just nearly spat soda on my screen lol. Didn’t see this one coming XD

BWHAHAHAHA

And this is why I love you.

After about 30 minutes of debating this, I’m just gonna fucking do it. Why? Because you can post whatever you want on tumblr and this is my blog. If you don’t want to see this, I am sorry and you can unfollow if you want.

But don’t expect me to post another one any time soon. LOL

ihavebatmaninmypants replied to your post: Thinking about saying, “Fuck it” and just  post a…

Isn’t the point of Tumblr seeing dicks on your dash??

Haha that’s kinda true in a way, but I do have some people who might not want to see that. I don’t know. x_x

Thinking about saying, “Fuck it” and just  post a n00d. I don’t know. It’ll be the second one I ever would post anyway. And I know I do follow some people who wouldn’t want to just randomly see my dick on their dash. I don’t know…

This is why I love me some Bert. <3



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